diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
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--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -1,6 +1,17 @@
 <h1 id="buffets-kitchen">buffet's kitchen</h1>
-<h2 id="menu">Menu</h2>
+<p>Welcome to buffet's kitchen! We hope you enjoy your stay!</p>
+<h2 id="our-menu">Our Menu</h2>
 <ul>
 <li><a href="/chef/rice">rice</a>: configuration files used across my
 systems</li>
 </ul>
+<h2 id="want-to-join-our-team">Want To Join Our Team?</h2>
+<h3 id="we-are-hiring-not-really">We are hiring (not really):</h3>
+<ul>
+<li>Sous-Chefs</li>
+<li>Bartenders</li>
+<li>Servers</li>
+<li>Dishwashers</li>
+</ul>
+<p>Send your CV (username and email) to <a
+href="mailto:accounts@buffets.kitchen">accounts@buffets.kitchen</a>!</p>
diff --git a/README.rst b/README.rst
index 95726b1..2ce2d8c 100644
--- a/README.rst
+++ b/README.rst
@@ -1,7 +1,23 @@
 buffet's kitchen
 ================
 
-Menu
-----
+Welcome to buffet's kitchen!
+We hope you enjoy your stay!
+
+Our Menu
+--------
 
 - `rice </chef/rice>`_: configuration files used across my systems
+
+Want To Join Our Team?
+----------------------
+
+We are hiring (not really):
+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+
+- Sous-Chefs
+- Bartenders
+- Servers
+- Dishwashers
+
+Send your CV (username and email) to accounts@buffets.kitchen!